Ninja duck

A devious duck with super stealthy ninja moves, you have to watch out for that one...oh ys you do

Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA

by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009

duck shove

the act of avoiding tasks and fobbing (passing) them off to others. Also known as "palming off" or passing the buck

Con got asked to do the report but he duck shoved it to jay

by karl cs February 5, 2008

Duck Feet

Post masturbation, the concoction of man juice and lotion/lubricant. That seeps between your fingers, and creates a sort of webbing between them.

Alex-"Dude! I just got the biggest duck feet EVER."
Camdyn- "Your fuawckin disgusting, Alex."

by TheDickStrangler February 21, 2015

Donald Duck

Something you can write in for the election.

"I voted for Donald. Donald Duck."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

dead duck

a person who never responds who appears to be sunk,gloomy

oh are you a dead duck please respond to my queries

by vpad October 14, 2006

the duck's nuts

Really good luck or something great that's hard to find.

I just got into town and found a whole bag o' bones, that's the duck's nuts idn't it Blue Monkey?

by Irish Cajun March 13, 2004

the duck's nuts

Amazing, astounding, or impressive. Synonymous with the bee's knees or the cat's pajamas but slightly more naughty.

Isn't that the duck's nuts? That drake just quacked the greek alphabet.

by Brophy March 12, 2004