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deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).
I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.
by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004
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Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.
Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.
by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004
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Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."
by Matt May 13, 2005
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doncey

a man with a penis as a nose.
usually referred to as a penis face.
"did you see that guy yesterday?"
"what a doncey!"
by Lulu Twinkleberry August 17, 2007
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Deuce

a word that will fill in any word needed to complete the sentence. it has no exact meaning. the most amazing word known to man.
What the deuce!?
we have to deuce it out!
wanna deuce tonight?
by kdeuce1 June 10, 2009
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deuce

daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.
Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.
by DEUCE4LIFE April 18, 2006
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Doucer

also known as a "douce man," a combination of two males and two females of mutual attraction, typically in a situation intended to result in two separate sexual encounters, or in the most douceresque of situations, one orgy;
a textbook doucer usually involves wine, a movie, a large couch, and two very facey guys;
the word doucer stems from the latin root 'dou' which means "two vs. two" and the spanish influenced 'ouce' which means "to moisten,";
National Doucer Week is every November during the second FULL week of the month;
also related, "troucers" and "quocers" are only to be executed by the most experienced douce men and have a smaller success rate;
Example 1: "Harvest Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Yo, what should we do tonight?"
Douce Man 2: "I don't know, man, I think those freshmen are pretty horny lately"
Douce Man 1: "Perhaps we should douce them?"
Douce Man 2: "Sounds great. I'll pick up the wine, you invite them over"
(followed by several hours of 2v2 gaming down and ultimately, p in v)

Example 2: "Situational Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Let's drink tonight"
Douce Man 2: "Fuck, I don't really feel like getting drunk, I had a rough weekend"
Douce Man 1: "That's alright, just invite Kenzie and her friend over and we'll douce it"
Douce Man 2: "Perfect!"

Example 3: "Impromptu Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Oh shit, that's those slutty freshmen over there"
Douce Man 2: "Hurry, game face! Let's invite them to the room"
by Doucey J November 12, 2013
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