scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Chicken Divan

A chicken based dish made by Anne, "chicken of Anne" is a common dish made for the hard of hearing foodies of our era.

Waiter: Thank you for choosing insert restaurant here! Would you like to try our signature dish, Chicken Divan?

Customer: Um, no, I'll take the better dish with the exact same ingredients though, yanno, CHICKEN OF ANNE.

by Wronghusbandswrong October 22, 2018

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you go inside a dumpster and look for trash that might be useful.

Liam:oi mate wanna go dumpster diving?
Oliver:dumpster what?
Liam:blud just get in a bin and search for shit.

by XxurbandictionairxX November 18, 2018

Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water

my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

Lea Divine

I knew from the moment i saw her i would marry this Lea Divine she is mine and i adore her smiling eyes and overwhelming energy. This Lea Divine makes me feel fine

That Lea Divine she's all mine

by Abraham Saltine December 8, 2018

Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).

"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'

by eyeRobot February 26, 2019

Muck Diving

Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"

They had a wild night on the boardwalk muck diving innocent passer-bys

by Jeff's House August 4, 2019