Defensitive

When you're so sensitive you offend yourself and get defensive with other people.

"Sorry, I don't know why I'm yelling. I'm defensitive. "

by IrishCream34 September 18, 2022

Defenestration

The act of throwing, tossing, or yeeting someone out the window. Not specific to a certain story window but must be through a window, not glass, not a mirror, not a glass door. Must be a window.

Verb. Defenestrated

Sarah was accused on the grounds of defenestration
Sarah defenestrated Jack from the third floor

by 987654321123456789000 December 7, 2022

Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.

Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.

by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022

defenestration

To throw someone out of a window.

You like defenestration.

by Jimmy McTimmy January 8, 2023

Defenestrations of Prague

The act of launching a living person out of a window in Prague, with considerable speed. Preferably an Austrian Embassador, albeit a priest who has his own opinions works out fine as well.

Having happened thrice (1419, 1483 and 1618), Prague is the town with the highest risk of being defenestrated from behind, while simply enjoying the view!!!
So, should you ever visit the Czech Capital (its nice there), be careful to always maintain a safety distance of roundabout 7 metres from ALL windows, ESPECIALLY in town halls and/or other official buildings!!!!!!!!!

Oh man that guy nearly defenestrated me there... Lucky that I was warned about the Defenestrations of Prague on Urban Dictionary...

by C. Bernstein January 19, 2023

defenestration

A useless way of saying "to throw someone out of the window"

the mass defenestration of middle management
—Jane Bryant Quinn

by ~helpmeplease~ February 18, 2023

defenestropath

defenestropath (noun) - one who enjoys throwing people or items out of windows

Jonathan is such a defenestropath. He throws his rubbish out the window into the outside trashcan instead of using a conventional indoor trashcan and then taking out the trash, for he is too lazy to do this.

by herobrine049X March 6, 2023