dirty jax

Tricking a group of people into thinking you're a god, and creating an occult.

Damn that savage girl pulled pulled a dirty jax, and now she has an army of cultists

by themouseran March 31, 2020

Dirty Tate

having ear sex with your blind wife’s sister while wearing a zorro costume in a children’s swimming pool inside of your kitchen

dude you need to calm down with the dirty tates. You’re wife’s gonna fall in that pool and drown...

by Chuck72 April 2, 2020

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

1. AC/DC song

2. The stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure part 7

3. the act of sucking one's dick for a dollar

Funny Valentine: D4C
You, not a jojo fan: what
Funny Valentine: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by FireFlareion January 27, 2021

Dirty Perry

A Dirty Perry occurs while driving in multiple passenger situations. The performer has the most control as the driver of the vehicle in question but public transit allows for the execution of the Dirty Perry under varied circumstances. The ideal preconditions for a Dirty Perry are limited ventilation and high relative air temperatures. With these conditions in place the performer then let's loose a brown eye demon. High caliber instances of the Dirty Perry will cause the surrounding victims to taste pennies and attempt to escape the vehicle by any means up to and including leaping into traffic at high speeds.

The Carpool that Monday seemed normal. No one questioned Dan when he turned up the heat as it was chilly outside nor did they notice as he locked out the window controls. The horror that fell upon them as the Dirty Perry broke upon their senses set them scrambling for the window controls. As the bouquet of funk reached its first stage of flavors Frank, wild with desperation and knowing the bouquet was only starting to bloom took a header out of the rear left door of the Nissan. Tom saw psychedelic spotches of color as the second layer or aromas hit him but was able to find the door controls through the haze and escape out the rear right door. Rick lost all motor control as the Perry reached the penny stage and was therefore unable to escape. He has since recovered all but the use of his right arm.

by baddestcatinthewholedamntown November 12, 2007

Dirty Worms

An addictive creation that originated in the city of Downey. The exotic dish is the result of gummy worms and KoolAid coming together for an orgasmic delight. These treats are so good that schools across Downey have banned the creation and sale of dirty worms. To make dirty worms, just lightly wet a gummy worm and then cover it with KoolAid powder. Typically eaten in a Zip-lock bag, dirty worms are a must for any candy salesman in Downey.

Hey, have you seen my dirty worms dealer? He's late in bringing me my order!

by xycirk December 17, 2012

dirty lilly

a dirty lilly is a girl who likes to go out to bonfires every night, get drunk, and do many things she won’t remember. She has a LOT of confidence in who she has become, but doesn’t like to admit the fact that she has a nicotine addiction.

“did you see that girl at the party lastnight? she’s definitely a dirty lilly!”

by yvngdxggerdxck April 11, 2020

Dirty Fozzie

The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."

It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.

"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."

by Mindcrime December 23, 2012