Chronic

A vibe or feeling stemming from a person or objects general likability or coolness. The feeling is often so good that it causes lifelong discomfort or pain. Can be crippling.

This cake is the totally chronic and I think about it for the rest of my life.

by CheeseFace1st May 26, 2024

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024

Chronic Targeter

A person or bot who continuously targets another player or bot in-game.

John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"

Daniel: "What do you mean?"

John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

chronically online

A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.

"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)

by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024

Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.

I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.

by Aflbck December 19, 2024

Chron

the coolest guy of all time

Guy 1: whos that?

Guy 2: thats the new guy. Hes a chron.

by Muddered December 22, 2024

chronet

1/1000 of a day (you can refer this too another planet's day) on our planet it's 86.4 seconds 10 chronets are 14.4 minutes
100 chronet are 2.4 hours 1000 chronet are a day

"The spacecraft will reach the next waypoint in 50 chronets. (72 minutes)"
"there meditation session lasted for 5 chronets, leaving her refreshed. (7.2 minutes)"

by chargingvindiction4 January 3, 2025