Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt

swear word pornography, that's the only way I can describe it,

anyone on the receiving end better buckle the fuck up.

Dave: So she stole grabbed the money, your PC, stole your car and drove for the border.

Bill: If i see that Son of a Mother Cunting Cunt again i'll cut her head clean off her shoulders.

Dave: ...

by M4Shermanator1776 October 18, 2018

get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

by sefaD November 1, 2020

What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

by SumOzi June 11, 2018

Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

cunt

An other way of saying pussy

"He fucked my cunt so hard that i said i cunt take anymore"

(Your wellcome for da pun doe

by UltiLord June 23, 2016

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009