When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
by Coletreezy September 04, 2009
a nerd crush is a crush you have on a certain nerd. if you had to choose between a sea of nerds, you'd choose this nerd in a heartbeat. you do not necessarily desire to date this nerd, but he could potentially be a candidate.
by livealittle123 March 03, 2012
Origonating from teenage society, this word describes a male crush on a certain celebrity or fellow companion. Occuring most commonly in depressed, fussy men, this concept is powerful and can overcome ones life.
by Bill and Ryan C. May 13, 2004
When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.
by guy July 01, 2004
by T-Stan April 16, 2003
Joe: "Link's probably the coolest protagonist in any video game"
Rory: "Yeah when I was a kid I had a total dude crush on Link"
Rory: "Yeah when I was a kid I had a total dude crush on Link"
by Thecat'spajamas March 27, 2009
by hartferd August 09, 2010