crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.

Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!

by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023

Crumpty

Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.

Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.

Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch

by Ling on Tour August 5, 2023

Crumbolpuff

Le crumbolpuff est une épice québécoise qui a une saveur délicieuse et un goût légèrement fumé. Popularisé par le site web Chez P-A Le terme est également utilisé dans le slang québécois pour définir quelqu'un qui est légèrement "gossant".

Personne 1: Ah, t'as tu parlé à Walter hier?
Personne 2: C'te crumbolpuff là? Non, il m'a trop gossé la dernière fois...

by 8K Deathy October 24, 2023

thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

Nature Crumbs

Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.

After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."

by ChucktheBassdrum October 7, 2008

uber crumbly

1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.

1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!

by Nick - N - Tara February 24, 2009

Ho Crumb

Clothes or Items girls leave behind in your bedroom or apartment as an excuse for them to come back

The girl left her ho crumbs in my bed when she left this morning for the walk of shame

by TYCRJFRGJSHDMBJSE April 9, 2012