1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.
by Lu the Diver November 01, 2007
by Travis7137 February 22, 2008
Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.
Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.
by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009
An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.
I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.
by casco February 23, 2007
The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
by Gunner315 October 03, 2011
by Zippy_dooda April 11, 2010