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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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drop it like a couch

No more, " drop it like a couch"
by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
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Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.
*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.
by AshBee91 June 22, 2025
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Couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024
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