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Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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"that willberforce is a right coon"
by rk1010 May 22, 2023
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coon platoon

a group of black people who are doing nothing wrong and are just existing. Used as a hateful term.
Tyrone- hi wanna each lunch with us?
Tony-NO. I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR COON PLATOON
by NewJigger June 6, 2023
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by anonymous June 29, 2023
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Coon Bluff

Craziest peda spot on a river between mountains to hike
Coon Bluff peda?

Sayless my boy
by THEKING1569 June 11, 2024
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Coon Babbler

An African American individual who repeatedly echoes white supremacist talking points that are untrue and easily debunked. The primary objective of a coon babbler is to quickly verbalize as many anti-Black pejoratives as possible to avoid having to defend them.
During the debate, Leo was labeled a coon babbler after he swiftly rattled off several discredited stereotypes about the Black community, showing no interest in substantiating his claims.
by Mrknowitall87 July 28, 2024
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