Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!

by Mygearisdown December 07, 2010

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cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 20, 2013

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"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

by odbal. August 29, 2021

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Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno February 18, 2016

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A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius December 23, 2015

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A person who loves cookies way too much.

Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?

by PurpsJL November 04, 2017

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Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10

Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same

by MazDavidson August 12, 2020

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