cooks

Feeling sorry for someone because something bad happened or something sad.

Nadi: I fell into the pool
Stazia: Oh cooks
Nadi: Cooks for daysss

by im ya girl March 7, 2019

cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.

Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Cooked on coke

When you drink too much fizzy at a refill station you get cooked on coke

These refills are great I'm so cooked on coke

by OddButAwesome95 April 22, 2025

your local dj cook hater

an annoying ass 9 year old girl who is a hater of dj cook. she goes by many aliases such as; devin, lily, and of course, your local dj cook hater.

she is referred to by dj as “my first girl hater”
eventually she admitted to hating on dj as a joke, but apparently lied since shes still hating on him
she even made a video saying that saying the n word is not racist which was fucking insane
dj is a great youtuber and she is just another one of those dj cook little kid haters

person: ugh i hate how that little girl is hating on dj cook >:(
person 2: ikr shes super fricking annoying
person 3: i hate your local dj cook hater

by I like penguinssss December 2, 2023

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025