Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom”

by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019

used condom

a pointless activity

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

Jungle condom

Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.

Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.

by Stitches June 1, 2015

Condom-mint

Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.

I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?

by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021