The condom biting thing 

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

The condom biting thing by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

knitted condom 

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

knitted condom by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

coin condom 

The wrapping around rolls of coins.

We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.

coin condom by Dapak September 4, 2022

Diamond Condom 

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

Diamond Condom by donga don September 11, 2022

luggage condom 

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

luggage condom by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022

used condom 

a pointless activity

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."

used condom by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.

'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!

National Condom Day by ImDownBad August 18, 2022