camomeal

A sumptuous feast dat you've disguised wif a covering of gray, brown, and green pastels to conceal its presence from nearby fellow humans, either because they would likely try to mooch some of it to eat themselves, or because you're supposed to be on a strict "bean sprouts and tofu" health-regimen, and so you don't want any finger-wagging diet-monitors to come down on your regarding it.

Willy Wonka marketed "invisible chocolate bars for eating in class" --- if da snooty eagle-eyed schoolteachers truly could not detect da candy, and if da children could indeed feel/taste it in their mouths and thus be satisfied and refreshed, then I guess said "wonder sweet" actually WAS an amazing "camomeal", after all.

by QuacksO March 29, 2023

Commerce Digest

Commerce Digest refers to a publication or platform that provides information and insights on commerce-related topics, such as business strategies, trends, and evolution.

I read the latest article on Commerce Digest, which discussed the impact of e-commerce on traditional retail businesses.

by Tits mcgregor April 12, 2023

Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.

A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper

by Figro May 14, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocomelon

Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.

Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

Comment Wolf

A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.

EX.

p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee

p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa

p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you

p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??

p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also

and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf

Ex2.

p1: I am vegan

p2: ok karen

p1: bro what

p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat

p1: are you dumb

p2: no you are vegan

p1: bro stfu

p2: you have failed me.

p1: what???

and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf

Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf

by twtc97 July 12, 2023