Cock Breath

When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.

Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?

Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....

Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...

Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?

Billy: How do you know what it smells like?

Akward silence........

by Mr Meat Bat December 9, 2007

Cock and ball torture

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.

Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."

by yung kreme February 28, 2019

CoCo Christopher

Nickname for Conan O'Brien, imparted by Tom Hanks on the former's second episode as the new host of The Tonight Show in 2009. The nickname combines Conan's self-bestowed nickname from earlier in the same show, "CoCo," and his middle name irl, "Christopher," also revealed earlier in the same show when Conan showed his new California driver's license.

Jim: Is that dude with the big ass chin still hosting The Tonight Show?

Hank: No way, man, CoCo Christopher took over hella days ago.

by bohoi June 25, 2009

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

CockMason

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.

Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.

by FalseProfit April 14, 2011

Covid cock

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic

Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

Boo Cocky

When you cum on a ladies face and then slapp her with ur COCK.

I just did a boo cocky to your mom

by Big Nigga Is Poopin October 31, 2019