What the fuck, Charles?

A phrase used to signify disgust at the actions of the cretins that are the general public.
Can also be used to describe disgust at one of your own actions eg, missing a penalty on Pro Evo.
Taken from a "My Way" X-men parody entitled Juggernaut Bitch! this video may be found on YouTube under that name.

1) "God, look at that fat bastard, how did he manage to pull her, What the fuck,Charles?"
2) "Lewis, how'd you manage to save that. What the Fuck, Charles?"
3) "what the fuck, Charles? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

What the fuck, Charles? by Perci November 9, 2008

Charles River 

River that starts in Hopkington and dumps out into Boston Harbor, seperating Boston and Cambridge. If you go to the Charles, you will likly see some smuck floating around, maybe a few condoms and dead birds as well. People row on it when its now winter and completely frozen over. It is famous for the Head of the Charles, a huge rowing regatta with tons of teams.

It is incredibly filthy, but I have swam in it and I am still alive today.

Son: Mommy, I touched the water in the Charles River with my finger.
Mom: Oh no, let's go to the hospital.

Charles River by Jennafine December 26, 2006

ray charles 

Famous African-American Jazz/Blues/Country/Gospel/etc. muscician circa 1950s-2004. Did such famous and great pieces as "Hit The Road, Jack", and "Unchain My Heart." He played the piano and the amazing thing was that he was blind. He is one of the greatest artists in history, along with Johnny Cash, who have more collective talent than all the crappy punk rock bands in the world.

RIP Ray and Johnny

"Unchain my heart,
Baby set me free,
Unchain my heart,
Cause' you don't care about me..."

-Ray Charles

ray charles by Ray Charles Fan January 8, 2005

Charleston Tuxedo 

The typical southern male ensemble consisting of the following: Clemson or Gamecock visor, fishing/sporting sunglasses hung around the neck with croakies, a pastel colored Polo shirt tucked into khaki above-the-knee shorts, and penny loafers with no socks. Optional footwear: Sperry Top Siders.

Damn, look at all the Charleston tuxedos in this bar!

Charleston Tuxedo by Moosepilot December 14, 2010

Charlie Horse 

Leg Cramps or Muscle Cramps

When a cramp occurs, the muscle locks in the contracted position (Charlie Horse)

Charlie Horse by alla July 4, 2003

Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie 

The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.

"Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie,he got away!"

Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie by Bleicha January 31, 2008

Cotton Carl 

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

Cotton Carl by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006