Macaroni Challenge

The Macaroni Challenge originated in ancient Rome at a small liberal arts college in Maryland. The Macaroni Challenge is a feat that should only be undertaken by Brave Men. The Macaroni Challenge consists of extensive Macaroni Consumption over a period of exactly 24 hours. The Macaroni Challenge should not be aired on FOX in 24 discrete episodes occuring in Real Time. Completion of the Macaroni Challenge shall be invalidated if the participant cries or throws up. According to the World Macaroni Challenge Counsel (WMCC) the Macaroni must be presented with a Cheese Topping And Consumed From A Small Bowl Using A Tined Eating Utensil. There has only been one certified completion of the Macaroni Challenge.

Dont be a bitch! We're not going to let you into our frat unless you complete the Macaroni Challenge!

by Julius Tabernacle April 14, 2008

Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

liverly challenged

What one becomes after drinking an excessive amount
of alcohol over a long period of time.

Uncle Vern had become liverly challenged after slamming two bottles of vodka every day for over twelve years.

by whimzzical June 6, 2010

sober chilling

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.

Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.

by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010

Esthetically Challenged

When someone is so hideous you can not just call them ugly. Someone you would not set up with a friend.

You should date my friend Mary, she is very nice and smart, but she is just esthetically challenged.

by MsSouthJersey October 1, 2010

Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.

Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?

by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011

residentially challenged

Politically correct term for a homeless person, bum or hobo.

I thought these residentially challenged folks weren't allowed to panhandle on this corner.

by monkeyman1968 April 17, 2014