Carl

The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.

Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.

by FullyKitted November 22, 2021

Carles

He’s the best man/boy in the world. His name came from by the catalan lands and his catalan hearth melts mine.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.

Carles, today you,re shining!!

by yobeautifulwife November 23, 2021

carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends

oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025

Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.

That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.

by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025

Carl The Collector

The pbs kids show that has a awful intro Yes It's Carl The Collector yes it's Carl absolutely Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl The Collector Carl Carl Carl Carl The Collector

Carl The Collector is a pbs kids show bassed on a autistic raccoon kid called Carl

by pnmnmorshshttkork February 11, 2025

Carl vibes

A person who drugs women using marijuana in order to seduce them into sexual activity’s .

You can’t trust him around women he gives me Carl vibes

by WizardofOz1989 March 14, 2025

Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006

“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”

by Bambianca June 10, 2024