Carl

Carl that's not how this works.

Person 1: "CARL IS MY PET M U S H R O O M"

Carl: "What the fuck."

by Anon13254 April 20, 2019

Evan Carl

Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer

Dam i really pulled an Evan Carl today

by Haha1223 February 5, 2017

Carl stringered

The act of talking about a subject and in so detail you bore the audience to tears.

I'm busy mate you're starting to making me feel Carl stringered, I don't care if u build leggo and post videos.

by Thundercock5000 May 27, 2024

Carl

Carl is the kid who gets no bitches.

Boy: Hey is that Carl?

Friend: Ya I heard he gets no bitches.

by Louiek34 May 19, 2022

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.

"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly April 23, 2018

Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.

"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."

by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025

Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.

"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."

by Read it! July 11, 2025