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Cock Milker 

A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.
Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"

Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."
Cock Milker by ShitLeopard February 4, 2014
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cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid 

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

cock slide 

As Cameltoe Slide, when a women sits astride a man and uses his cock to slide deep between her lips, stimulating her clitoris.
"Last night my cock slide on Rob made me beg for more"
cock slide by Beneficiary August 15, 2007

cock-cage 

Male chastity device designed to control/eliminate/stop the arousal of the enclosed penis.

Used by wives/girlfriends/partners to control wayward husbands.

Part of BDSM play between partners.

Worn as part of Sissification by CD/TV

Sometimes worn by TS gurls, as it is not ladylike to 'point'.
Gail: You've been a bad boy and so I'm going to trap your little weener in this cock-cage. Maybe then you'll respect me!

Mike and Nigel were cock-buddies and wore cock-cages at the nudist beach.
cock-cage by CantataFS April 19, 2018

cock fight 

When two male chickens, cocks, are put together after being mentaly harased by dirty gambling mexicans
"Cock fights are illegal in the USA"
cock fight by AzOOmA May 20, 2003
British slang for a mistake
It's my ass on the line and I don't want a cock up!
cock up by Biggie Wilson June 9, 2005