Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad

Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022

Orange Cookie

Something that is totally cool and boss

origin: deriving from the fortune cookie you receive at the end of a Chinese American meal, however this object has developed into an adjective

Damn that English test was totally orange cookie!

by t@dd March 15, 2023

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.

Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.

by J_123456 February 20, 2017

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.

Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.

by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016

Cookie Sniff

The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good”

OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!

by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022