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The Chicago steamer

The act of laying a fat steamy shit on a Portillo’s hot dog bun and your significant other eating it Chicago style.
Dave I’m feeling really hungry tonight, can you prepare the Chicago steamer tonight?

growing up in chicago 

The best part of growing up in Chicago.
Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬

Post one chicago depression 

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago
”why are you so sad
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident 

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

bo from chicago 

hes bo and hes from chicago, has some d1 prospects but dropped them for a monk. hes bo from chicago tbh.
Bo from chicago. Wow thats bo from chicago
bo from chicago by bdustdadawg March 6, 2023

University of Illinois at Chicago

A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here