Man-Child

a young boy that hits puberty early and has features of a man. Also known as Man-Child Syndrome, this disease affects a few children every day and causes them to feel out of place in the world because of their ridiculous strength, looks and the ability to get older women.

Older Sister- Stephanie what are you doing to my little brother he's only 12.

Stephanie- ain't nothing on this boy 12.

Man-Child-........you god damn right.

by grahtsjathg May 14, 2007

Vickers Child

Person besotted with penguins. And Duran Duran.

I was at the zoo yesterday, and I could swear I saw a Vickers Child gawking at the penguin enclosure. My old man's a dustman.

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

man child

a child whos big as a man, strong as a man usually plays football and has a crush on weird people

A 7th grader in sas is almost making the varsity football team but likes the gayest girl in the grade those are typical man childs

by buttfucktiter November 18, 2016

Woman-Child

Someone who insists on nagging like a woman, and whining like a child simultaneously.

Alright Mom I'll walk the dog, you don't have to be such a Woman-Child about it.

by The Cape Crusader August 22, 2011

brain child

A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.

Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Vanilla Child

Someone that is very plain, not that interesting, dull or boring.
It is used as an insult and if they don't get it, point proved.

"She was hot but she was so dumb!"

"Arrh a Vanilla Child"

or

"Vanilla is my favorite flavour of ice cream"

"Its just a home brand vanilla ice cream, do you want any topping?"

"no."

"Best be leaving now vanilla child

by orri2000 October 20, 2009

Mother Child

A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and child. A way to emphasise your frustration without using the obscene language.

Teacher: And today we have a suprise quiz!
Student: oohhhh son of a mother child!!

by dohkid1992 May 14, 2010