chav

well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.

chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”

by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019

chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others

After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 1, 2019

chav

a word that means you are really pretty don’t get offended if someone calls you a ‘chav’

lucas- damn she’s a chav!
adam- omg wow.

by smartmfers February 22, 2021

Chav

These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.

Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed

by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019

agri chav

Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it

Did you see that agri chav driving that John Deere what a poser

by John snow September 18, 2023

Chav

A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)

They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init

something they would say is :

chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag

chazza: Ite my g

chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere

chazza: yeh she got bare bunda

by Itzchaviehun April 18, 2021

Chav

Basically a British hot cheetoh girl that is literally painted with foundation

I’m sorry we’re all out of foundation because the chavs cane to the store today

by Mairead Murray July 13, 2020