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Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Celeste

Someone who is out-going and good in school. Careful with a Celeste, you do one thing wrong and they will ditch you. They’ll tell you that you were mean to them even if they were a terrible friend. Celeste seem sweet and innocent and that will fool you.
Oh boy, the teacher was so mean! She was such a Celeste.
by Petshisthebest December 12, 2018
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Celeste

Celeste is a girl that wants all the attention in the world. Want people to feel bad bout her "sad" life. If a person show the slightest care or attention she will bsf them or fall inlove. And tbh everyone talks about her and only to her face be nice because she's HELLA sensitive. Very stubborn and she might be " beautiful" on the outside but in the inside just no!
by Theghostunderthebed September 20, 2017
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Celestine Plan

A plan defined by its likely failure, as referenced in 'The Celestine Prophecy' by James Redfield.
"She said she was going to be here 20 minutes ago, but that was probably a Celestine plan, knowing how flaky she is."
by submittor August 3, 2009
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Celeste

ew
ew, celeste.
by Rin hungry 4 soul September 9, 2022
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cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.
i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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celeste

dirty slut who sleeps with other girls boyfriends,typically comes with a vierity of STDs including but not limited to gohneria,syphilis and the clap
girl:-crying-"my boyfriend slept with celeste last night"
bestfriend:"dont worry honey he has an std now,karma will fix it"


skankslutman stealing whore slutinto beastiality
by palpal lin February 20, 2009
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