Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

crimson cathedral

The action of stabbing someone in the asshole or vagina

"Did you hear that Jack got a crimson cathedral last night"

by PLilly December 29, 2025

The Dirty CathaRUNS

A bowel movement that has past maturity and has been clinched to a point of a fourceful explosion. When finally released, the fource causes the poo to hit not only the bowl but the tank behind as well. Also could be achieved during the seating process in a rooster tail fashion. Also known as the KT Rooster Tail or Mis-fire of the old mud gun.

Bro at least clean up if you're going to have The Dirty CathaRUNS.

by Heathdaddy August 28, 2016

daniel mc carthy

He is a handsome man who is the best of the best at hurling and is sexy af

Daniel Mc carthy is a mad puller

by Dave wattlebanger November 18, 2020

Daniel Mc carthy

He’s a fine man to is the best of the best at hurling and is so freaking hot

Daniel Mc carthy likes shifting libby

by Dave wattlebanger November 18, 2020

Mena and Cath

Two gorgeous human beings and bestfriends with an immaculate music taste and humor. They live across the world and miles apart from each other but are holding on to their dreams of getting together and bringing the spooky kids back by becoming famous rock stars and share a mutual love aka (obsession) for Manson. They are literally like twin flames because they have the exact same mindset and share like minded thoughts. Like obsessing over the Antichrist Superstar album and Live Through This. They're going to own the whole world in the future. They're also menaces but always want to provoke people by going against the grain and popular beliefs. They're perfect for each other and will never let go.

Mena and Cath are the best fucking people on the planet.

by marilynmansonsgf November 22, 2021

Mena and Cath

Two gorgeous human beings and bestfriends with an immaculate music taste and humor. They live across the world and miles apart from each other but are holding on to their dreams of getting together and bringing the spooky kids/courtney love era back by becoming big rock and roll stars. They share a mutual love aka obsession for Manson. They are literally like twin flames, cuz they have the exact same mindset and share the same views and opinions about nearly everything. Like obsessing over the Antichrist Superstar album. They're going to take over the world in the future. They're also menaces to society cause they want to provoke people by going against the norm and popular beliefs. They're perfect for each other and will never let go. Mena is Cath's Manson and Cath is Mena's Courtney.

Mena and Cath are the biggest rockstars of the future generation. They're freaking perfect and the best pair on the entire planet.

by marilynmansonsgf November 25, 2021