Chandler

verb
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.

to tp someones house after hooking up with them

well, because it wasnt booing, or hohohing, and it was the month of april, we chandlered their house

chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now

by waterbottlee December 13, 2006

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Candie

She's a stripper with love handles and stretch marks to spare. She's crazy and will try to steel any man possible. She never learned to keep her legs closed. She abandons children for her own benifit.

She enjoys committing fraud and taking money from boyfriends, exes, and family

1. See that girl on stage. She is definitely a Candie on the pole.

2. Jill: Here about the bank robbery?
Jack: yeah, crazy huh?
Jill: Such a Candie move.

by The gurl n-xed door August 20, 2010

Crandle

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

by Bouy Stantefeld December 2, 2003

crandle

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

by ninja May 15, 2004

Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.

Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.

by Trailer Daddy February 18, 2010

cankletwat

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

by sparklesalad October 18, 2008