Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010

Close reflex

The close reflex is a reflex many internet users gain, be it from pop-ups, shock sites or Rick Roll's.

The close reflex is triggerd when similar parts of the brain react to an image on a computer screen, like the throat does when fingers or penis are forced into the mouth. Making it related to the gag reflex.

Mark is browsing the internet, when his friend John sends him a link on msn to website called <Insert disgusting shock image website here>. Upon the webpage loading, he instantly looks away in disgust, and his close reflex kicks in. His hand quickly moves up and to the right and clicks. Causing the web page to be closed within seconds.

by Highest Velocity June 27, 2010

closet glaze

Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.

Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."

Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"

by Bronco Avenger July 9, 2010

clown pelvis

End result after a girl, wearing WAY too much makeup, gives you head.

I had to scrub my shit for hours after that girl licked me up..I had a mean clown pelvis.

by tbrillz December 8, 2010

Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!

Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...

by Rizzle806 January 7, 2011

Closet Chick

A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.

Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.

by Jake2z December 11, 2011

cloakey

a call of duty feeder most well known for his 6 pack abs and monumental amount of swag. many people are jealous of his overall greatness as a person and he is just a cool person!!

wow that guy over there has so much swag hes almost as swagged out as cloakey but thats not possible

by swagdaddy469 February 10, 2013