killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.

(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"

by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006

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tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.

I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper

by smollenkopf October 3, 2008

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Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010

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well crap

Something of extremely poor quality in a situation. Often used in conversations like this:

Person: *falls through the ceiling*
Other: Well crap

by KaOsDrAcO January 22, 2017

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one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

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