Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

They call me the butthole fondler

by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

Butthole Balloonanitis

(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.

The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.

Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!

by Shittle Bits December 7, 2018

butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it

" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"

by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017

Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*

by slim timmy February 23, 2019

Butthole

What your girlfriend, Madeline, is being whenever you try to be sweet and she calls you lame.

Me: "Madeline, you're so beautiful!" Madeline: "You're so lame." This would make ber a butthole.

by Atlas96 February 25, 2019

butthole

a person or animal that is being super mean. like super duper mean.

My sister was being a butthole and pushed me off a cliff.

by I’m a pig March 1, 2019