clock-block

When your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time, preventing you from sleeping in.

Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."

John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."

by MoreMagic March 07, 2008

Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 06, 2007

On My Block

On My Block is an 'Original Netflix', it's rated TV-14 any teen can watch it to be honest...but things get weird with Monte and Caesar after they had well...''intercourse'' see I've told you ask your parent really weird stuff. It has gangs I don't know the other gang name, they just wear green bandanas and the Santos don't wear a specific ''gang color'' which I don't recall, but their pretty Gangsta. It's a pretty good show go ahead and watch it! Thirteen year olds and older only.

ME: Hey, you ever watched 'On My Block'? Friend: Oh, yeah I've seen that show on Netflix it was pretty sad, messed up, weird, and overall crazy, but it's the best 'Original Netflix' show you'll probably ever watch for the age of us.

by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

lock-blocked

the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder

Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack

Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked

by eggz09 April 20, 2011

doc block

When a doctor needs to visit a patient, but he is being blocked from doing so by another doctor, who is consulting with the patient for a long period of time, especially with that patient's file under his arm.

I couldn't see my patient because I was being doc blocked by that lollygagging Cardiologist.

by mpott September 08, 2011

M-block

a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto

cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto

other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole

M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!

by chuck norris is my idle February 17, 2006

tit block

similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.

That bitch totally just tit blocked me from that hot guy at the bar.

by sftbllr101877 February 04, 2010