Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

Zara Benton

She is a wonderful human being has nice hair, is chris browns husband, had one friend, and loves to say the word bitch

Zara Benton does not eat but is still alive

by anonymous person 4542008798 December 30, 2020

Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

dick beating gypsy

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.

Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.

by Timmy2X April 20, 2021

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021

Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.

I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.

by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021

Miami Beating

(1) When you play a game and you not score over 20 points and let your opponent score over 40. (2)The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons. (3) a skunk (4) a wash(5) a blow out. (6) To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.

Thomas played rummy with James and took a Miami Beating not scoring one point.

by yesbigdaddy September 12, 2021