egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used

I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?

by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006

bethel, ct

A small town in mid western connecticut, bethel is quite dull, there are many townies, and a group of sports fanatics, and a bunch of random kids who don't do shit. Just about everyone either smokes weed, drinks, or smokes cigarettes, or a combination of all three. this town pretty much blows, the highschool is a bunch of prick teachers, and the cops have nothing better to do than over investigate petty crimes.

GOLF WANG

bethel, ct is about the last place you wanna be

by fuckbethel June 6, 2011

Extreme Necro Wife Beater

It is when you fuck your wife so hard up the ass that her intestantts fall out and she dies,you continue to fuck here then throw her down the stairs,then fuck her some more.You fowollow that up by stealing her wallet and runing away.

I live in mexico because I am a Extreme Necro Wife beater and I dont want to be charged with murder.

by John Greco May 16, 2006

Beethers

Something that is really bad or ridiculously messed up. (This word is the opposite of coothers, meaning really cool or tight.)

Eugene: "Hey man, I can't play basketball. I sprained my ankle..."

Dhyan: "Aww thats hella beethers!" *walks away in shame*

by xbeatxassassinx August 27, 2009

beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) -

1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend
2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

Beatles Fans

The most intolerent arseholes in the world.
Anyone who trys to critisise their gods will be shot down by a torrent of baseless insults.

<intheflesh> all im saying is that the beatles arnt that great

<abbyroad> OMG your obviously a faggy 13 year old nu-metal twat who doesnt know anything about real music. you only hate the beatles coz they dont hammer out one cord over and over and scream about their parents. u make me sick.

<intheflesh> actually, im a 20 year old, classically trained musician. and i dont listen to nu-metal.

<abbyroad> yeah, bollocks u r. i hope u die soon and do us all a favour

<intheflesh> bloody beatles fans

by intheflesh December 10, 2005