by Gordy W. September 5, 2023
Get the Beard Boxer mug.Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022
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Get the bearded beaver mug.The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.
by g33dav3y December 21, 2008
Get the Holiday Beard mug.unfeasably attractive young woman, who acts as camoflage to hide the fact that her chum is a homosexual male. dolly beards as usually seen at reunions and parties, acting tarty with that boy from school who played with dolls and skipping ropes.
by Gomble September 24, 2009
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