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1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.
1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.
by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003
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Get the bastarda mug.A series of knots and tangles commonly found in the anchor cable of a ship, which can cause problems when heaving-up or letting-go. From old English naval terminology.
by Mr Beans April 22, 2008
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1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up
2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name
3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks
The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up
2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name
3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks
The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018
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Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE
Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE
Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!
by Fezzik May 23, 2006
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