Emotional blueballs

When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.

It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.

by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017

Hubba bubba pussy

Its when the pussy taste so sweet 😓 it taste like hubba bubba bubble gum!

"Man, she had that hubba bubba pussy!"

by PresidentbushwaswasAclone June 8, 2018

Fashinto Bubba

A Fashinto Bubba is a Japanese religion mixed of Buddhism and Shinto. It involves meditating on music preferably being played with a Sony Walkman, while at the same time wearing a fashionable outfit. And a full belly. Preferably of Orange Chicken from Panda Express.

Look at that Fashinto Bubba, he's so happy.

by Shakiradust June 11, 2018

Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018

Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018

Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018

bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse

Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!

by geirlodnir March 9, 2019