camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Puta blonde

1. A “bottle blonde” — someone who dyes their hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.

3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

¡Ay! ¡Ella es una puta blonde!

Marjorie Taylor Greene carries herself like she’s a puta blonde!

by carpbear June 19, 2024

Annoying Blonde Girl

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess

You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!

by jimmychunga June 22, 2024

Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.

Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond

by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024

Blonde people

Most likely dyslexic

Blonde people suck at reading

by Dookienibbles April 29, 2025

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025