bert

what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn

"stop pulling a Bert"

by hansolo314 October 13, 2011

Bert and Ernie

When something is tight

Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"

Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"

by SandmanIsABeast July 26, 2010

dingle berry

Actually the oldest known definition of a Dingle Berry is this: "Two" turds hanging from "One" hair off of a "Goats" ass.

Hey Cooter! Looky at that there! Whut? It's "Two" turds hanging from "One" hair on that there "goats" ass! Why it's a "Dingle Berry"!
Indeed!...ehem. I mean, yup.

by Oddmoore October 8, 2003

finkle berry

another word for caresing a poo that came out in the shape of a berry and need much attention and loving, usually the most important asset to being cool, fashionable, and hip in any society

"hey i love my new finkle berry, i laid it this morning during breakfast"

"OMG like ur finkle berry is like so ten days ago"

by joey triviani July 29, 2006

Q-bert

1. thats what she said

2. backwards inverse opposite of a 69

3. spoon

3.Eat yogurt with a Q-bert.

2.I Q-berted your mom last night.

1.Man A: DAMN THATS BIG.
Man B: Q-Bert!!!!

by tranape July 1, 2008

bertainly

Bertainly is another word for "blatantly" meaning obviously.

Girl: Yo' is buff, yah!
Boy: Bertainly.

by Steph August 24, 2004

bartymoe

Trick frequently played by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons in which he calls up Moe's Tavern and asks Moe for someone whose name is a double entendre. Bart sneaks it past him by giving Moe the person's alleged surname first. (Funniest example is when he gets Moe to ask for a Hugh Jass ... and someone else takes the phone ...,)

Bart (on phone to Moe's): Hello, I'm looking for someone called Hugginkiss, first name Amanda?
Moe (into tavern): Hey, do we have Amanda Hugginkiss? I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss!
(Bart and the customers roll on the floor laughing, while Moe fumes.)

I played a bartymoe on the girl in Larry's Bar, the other day. She was so stupid it actually worked.

by Fearman August 5, 2007