berries and cream

Berries and cream
Berries and cream
I'm a little lad who loves
Berries and cream
by ahyes October 21, 2021
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Berries and cream

My favourite, absolutely scrumptious pudding! Yum! Yum! I love creeeeam!
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Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.
“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
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Berries and cream

berries and cream
new starbursts. the commercial made it popular
Little lad has a bad english accent.
guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?

English guy - pardon me. what kind of starbursts did you just say?

guy - berries..

English guy - berries and what else?

guy - and cream

English guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2013
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(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Sexydimma February 07, 2014
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hit the berry patch

Verb; meaning "to go to the berry patch" a store well known in Ellerbe, NC.
Dude, you wanna hit the berry patch later?
by Reid Nottoday March 17, 2020
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