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race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
by secretuser420 April 2, 2020
mugGet the race beardmug.

Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.
by darthrishun January 2, 2015
mugGet the Hang Beardmug.

Beard Bro

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else
Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?
by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019
mugGet the Beard Bromug.

Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.
I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard
by fire man 12 March 22, 2009
mugGet the Nut Beardmug.

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry
Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!
by Rob April 8, 2004
mugGet the bearded beavermug.

Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.
"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."
by g33dav3y December 21, 2008
mugGet the Holiday Beardmug.

Beard Whore

Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.
Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"
by TMT2013 September 7, 2013
mugGet the Beard Whoremug.

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