Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...

by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008

Missing button

A supposed person that exudes a presence but isn't definitively present, or even existent; much like 'seeing' a missing button: an object that you may assume exists and is somewhere, but there isn't any concrete evidence that this is so.

*Important*
A missing button is NOT simply someone you haven't met yet. A missing button is renowned on some level, but validated by very few (if anyone).

"Torin has mentioned Erica from time to time for the past couple years and no one has ever met her. Anyone find that odd?"

"Well, we did group chat with her on AIM that one time for 10 minutes. I feel like he might have shown me a picture of the side of her head once, I can't remember."

Erica is a missing button.

by paynattention222 March 10, 2010

flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

by kiddingme August 6, 2008

Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

Brown Buttoning

The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.

"Damn Joel, why do you stink?" "I got brown buttoned last night"

by Richard Lapointe December 13, 2003

womba button

secret button located on the ps2

yo have u seen that womba button?

by JDBP-GoW August 31, 2007