Awkad

Awkward advertisements on either the internet or on Tv.

Colin: I was watching Tv yesterday with my dad and this commercial for the trojan personal pleasure toy came up

Nour: Thats definitely an awkad

by Norwods121 May 27, 2011

Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.

I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.

by Capellan June 12, 2011

awkwarlation

The feeling you get when someone gestures to you (verbally or physically) and you're not offended by the gesture, but you are rather offended by the awkard moment that ensued.

Bob flips the bird.

Larry: "uhh... I'm not offended by that..."

*Crickets*

Larry: "Now this awkwarlation? I'm offended by that."

by kaiserlowen August 17, 2011

awkwarlate

-the feeling you get when someone gestures to you (verbally, physically) and your not offended by the gesture, but rather offended by the awkard moment that ensued.

"I felt awkwarlate (ed) when someone i didn't know wished me happy birthday over facebook"

by MrYesman August 17, 2011

awkwardo

someone who is really awkward in the act of doing something or saying ohh that was awkwardo.or someone is defined as the awkward police

-ahh man your being such an awkwardo

-ahh better call awkwardo cause this is really awkward

by theawkwards October 18, 2011

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Awkward Swag

Like Swag, but Awkward, Totally a good thing.

Person A: Yo, did you see Quyhn-my the other day?
Person B: Yea, she totally has that Awkward Swag

by CaptainVonTrapp November 14, 2011