apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth
by Tucker Tyson June 19, 2008
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bad apple

1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation

2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
Usages:

1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.

2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual April 26, 2006
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apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.
The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.
by An apple a day February 10, 2016
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Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off
You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
by killerpie202 May 29, 2018
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apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.
Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.
by Coldbrew April 07, 2019
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Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 31, 2013
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ground apple

by mtnscout December 12, 2015
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