august 15

august 15

the day that the most prettiest, kindest, most wonderful boy was born

omg ur bday is august 15? you are soooo cool

by claritysage October 5, 2021

Agoston

Agoston is the most handsome, most intelligent and most loved man in his friend group.

Agoston is the boss

by Agoakiraly November 21, 2021

Agostino

Just two words : Italian stallion

He is a real big Dick boy he have a 40cm dick he is also very rich he could even beat ksi in a boxing ring when he's pissed.

girl 1 : WHO IS HE ?

girl 2 : he's Agostino, he's so sexy ! omg !

by I AM SPEECHLESS January 11, 2022

august 4th

August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao

OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.

by noku8 April 29, 2022

August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!

random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.

by jessroj July 18, 2022

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022