japan asakusa

It's a place where all the homeless japanese people hang out.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Limp as a Bizkit

(slang): to be impotent

Billy wanted to be intimate with Becky, but was, unfortunately, "Limp as a Bizkit".

by Jerrodimus Prime January 25, 2005

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Asael

Asael is Mexican but hates cheese WTF. Every good at soccer and can eat tocos while playing. He has great hair ( even tho almost every Mexican has good hair)

"Omg it's asael !"
"Hes such a sick infection!!"

by Smag3000 March 20, 2017

Asap

As soon as possible :D

I wanna go home asap.

by Karii-98 November 18, 2011

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R January 5, 2009