Artist

Hipster definition of a bum. Usually drop outs or community college specials around the age of 19-20.

Matt: Can I bum a stoag?
Jeff: Yeah, for a buck, its 9 bucks a pack dude.
Matt: I'm short man, I haven't gotten payed yet.
Jeff: That's because you're a fucking bum who doesn't look for work
Matt: No, I'm an artist, my paintings just haven't taken off yet and my band's been too busy to record.
Jeff: Oh. Well in that case, go fuck yourself.

by hipsterforlifeJK July 17, 2011

artie lange

when a person stabs themself 17 times.

"I'm gonna go home and artie lange myself"

by RemyMartini May 6, 2010

Con artist

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital

I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST

by your girllll October 25, 2018

Artic Rush

When two people get into 69 position and they see how fast they can shove frozen gogurt into each others asses. Good for straight and gay couples.

I love giving rimjobs after artic rush

by Birlky Nuisance April 7, 2009

Starving Artist

The name says it all

This starving artist hasn't eaten anything in 6 days

by Breadstick_Bob18 January 2, 2019

support the artist

what music fans(usually assholes) say because they dont like to get music for free from programs such aslimewire or bittorrent
these people would rather spend 20 dollars on cd's(this money supports the artist) for the artist to live well and the music fan lives like shit why would a music fan support thier favorite artist when the artist has lots of money, they dont need more you know?

person a)i just downloaded tons of song on limewire!!!this sure bets the hell outof paying for music thank god for limewire

person b)fuck you asshole limewire is ilegal i support the artist by buying thier cds for 20 bucks each im broke but my favorite artist is rich so im happy my money will inspire him to make more songs

person a) yeah for people like me to download for free

by TiTyRon September 15, 2009

artificial nins

A fraud of the real nins. Often found with an afro or friar tuck haircut.

Anthony Ferruci

by the real Coon Cam August 6, 2003