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OSH Bar

Basically just a shorter version of the Oh Shit Bar
Dude, you better grab the OSH Bar!
by Tiny Junk September 12, 2005
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bar moth

Humans who are completely intoxicated and lounge at or near a bar.
Did you see that Bar Moth sitting on the bar stool, who vomited on the floor, then went back to drinking like if nothing happened!?
by Bar expert 101 November 24, 2017
mugGet the bar mothmug.

mars bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face
" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"
by Mark McKay August 18, 2005
mugGet the mars barmug.

snickers bar

i heard that jamal had a snickers bar. I'm surprised I thought it would be small
by SNAVETREBOR November 2, 2011
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johnson bar

A tool used by 'railroad engineers' (now archaic on modern locomotives and loading docks)

1) A Johnson Bar, aka "J"-bar, is a lever-dolly; (a wheeled prybar having an extended handle and a deep reverse-beveled nose-iron), which is used to jockey heavy apparatus into position.

2) A hand lever with several distinct positions and a positive clutch to hold the lever in the selected position. The positive clutch is typically activated with a spring-loaded squeeze handle on the lever so that only one hand is needed to release the clutch, move the lever, then reengage the clutch.

3) Sometimes used in a sexual context since a 'j bar' looks like...you know.

4) If used would be considered an archaic term except you can still purchase them in tool catalogs.
girl: Geez you really know what to do with that 'johnson bar'.

guy: It's is really hard when you have a name like 'Willie', 'John', 'Crapper', or 'Quisling'. Everyone makes a big joke out of it. Kind of like being a 'Li' from China or 'Smith' from the US. However, Archimedes said, "Give me a big enough lever, and I will move the world."
The US census says that the 20 most common names are: Smith 1.01%, Johnson 0.81%, Williams 0.70%, Jones 0.62%, Brown 0.62%, Davis 0.48%, Miller 0.42%, Wilson 0.34%, Moore 0.31%, 0. Taylor 0.31%, Anderson 0.31%, Thomas 0.31%, Jackson 0.31%, White 0.28%, Harris 0.28, Martin 0.27%, Thompson 0.27%, Garcia 0.25%, Martinez 0.23%, Robinson 0.23%, Clark 0.23%, Rodriguez 0.23%, Lewis 0.23%, Lee 0.22%, Walker 0.22% Hall 0.20%, Allen 0.20%, Young 0.19%, Hernandez 0.19%, and King 0.19%

girl: Damn, I know what you mean my name is Taylor Willamina Martinez-Johnson.
by thepiffler October 27, 2008
mugGet the johnson barmug.

The Monkey Bar

For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.
Becca and I were at the playground last night, and we totally did the Monkey Bar
by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010
mugGet the The Monkey Barmug.

z bars

Handle bars with a Z bend instead of rounded, bars for custom motorcycles.
That 72 shovelhead bobber has a sick set of z bars.
by mike mcnutt May 17, 2007
mugGet the z barsmug.

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