Day in which girls wear thier hair up in pig tails in celebration. One of the best holidays of the year. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. Braided or not.
by Ryan H.. October 30, 2005
by supa six August 21, 2008
A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.
The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.
The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.
The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.
The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.
"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*
by Lazy Smurf December 17, 2008
I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?
oh you mean the energy saving bulbs
oh you mean the energy saving bulbs
by zachwarhawk March 09, 2011
A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail January 10, 2018
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